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Welcome to the home of Salem, I’m Hit.

The show title comes from a running gag between Amber and Tony when they played the first couple of Army of Two games. Tony was more run and gun and Amber was the cautious one which led to the Rios character screaming “Salem, I’m Hit!” many, many times.

Every time something offends or bothers Tony, he still says it - then he says a bit more…


ABOUT Salem, I'm Hit!

Amber and Tony are annoyed by things and they found microphones. They also play games. Sorry about your luck.

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